Yearly Archives: 2019

THE VELVETEEN RABBIT Runs Aug. 9-11

THT_Velveteen Rabbit logoTHE VELVETEEN RABBIT
Town Hall Theatre
Aug. 9-11
[Centerville]

Official cast list |

This enchanting version of the classic children’s story will touch your heart.  Unbeknownst to Andrew’s grumpy nursemaid, there is a life to the playthings on the floor and in the toy cabinet. When the lights go out in the nursery, Timothy Lion, Train Engine, Skin Horse, Model Boat and Velveteen Rabbit all spring to life.  Actors represent the ’spirit’ of each toy-chattering, bickering and sharing their feelings in hilarious and touching interactions.  With narration by the tender and grandfatherly, Skin Horse Spirit, you’ll laugh and cry along with the characters as they endure the trials and tribulations of their unique experiences – especially the Rabbit Spirit, who learns about love when he gains the affection of the young boy.

  • Fri, Aug. 9 at 7pm
  • Sat-Sun, Aug. 10-11 at 11am

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Robert Dubac’s BOOK OF MORON | Oct. 25-26 | Aronoff Center – Jarson-Kaplan Theater

CAA_Book of Moron promoARONOFF CENTER – JARSON-KAPLAN THEATER
OCTOBER 25-26, 2019
Tickets on-sale Friday, August 9 at 10:00 AM 

CINCINNATI, OH – Robert Dubac’s Off-Broadway solo hit, BOOK OF MORON, has been described as one of the most “Hilarious” “Intelligent” and “Scorching” satirical attacks on idiocracy since Mark Twain. (And “idiocracy” isn’t even a word. How dumb is that?)

Robert Dubac’s BOOK OF MORON plays the Aronoff Center’s intimate Jarson-Kaplan Theater for three performances only:  Friday, October 25 at 7:30 PM, and Saturday, October 26 at 4:00 PM and 7:30 PM.  Tickets are $55 and go on sale Friday, August 9 at www.CincinnatiArts.org, (513) 621-2787 [ARTS], and the Aronoff Center Ticket Office. 

The New York Times raves, “Riding shotgun with intelligence and absurdity, BOOK OF MORON crashes head first into the barriers of sex, race, religion, politics, and the media. It may be offensive to some, but there’s laughter for all!”

One man’s pain is another man’s comedy.  Especially when he’s in a coma and his five inner voices won’t stop yakking.  How he wakes up from this nightmare is hysterical!

BOOK OF MORON is a fast-paced, hilarious production that combines satire and theater into what is being described by critics as: “A terrific show, witty and incisive, provocative and smart, an erudite comic trek.” “★★★½ stars!” “Razor sharp!” (Denver Post). “Dubac is a master of his craft” (Huffington Post), “and always a laugh a minute.” (Examiner.com). “BOOK OF MORON is a hilarious and thought-provoking performance delivered with biting wit. Not to be missed!” (Austin Republic). “A 21st century Mark Twain.” (Littleton Independent). “You’ll laugh until it hurts!” (Aurora Sentinel).

Garry Shandling calls it, “The funniest show you’ll ever think at!” Dana Carvey, the Church Lady from SNL declares, “If funny were a religion, Bob is nothing short of a miracle!” And Kevin Nealon from SNL adds, “Start laughing really hard now or you’re going to miss a lot from laughing so hard during the show!”

In BOOK OF MORON, Dubac portrays ROBERT, an everyman who has lost sight of the bigger picture. He’s been bombarded by so much hype and spin that he can’t remember who he is or what he believes. Does he have a purpose? Can he think for himself? Is the truth in the details or in the pudding? He hasn’t a clue. He racks his brain searching for answers but finds nothing but voices. 

First his VOICE OF REASON convinces him to think outside the box but not without a fight from his INNER MORON. Then his COMMON SENSE teaches him critical thought so he can think for himself instead of relying on the Media. Next his INNER CHILD shows him how to use just enough innocence to question authority without getting spanked. Then his INNER ASSHOLE urges him to use both four syllable and four letter words to battle censorship. Along the way he finds his SCRUPLES who encourage him to open The Door of Truth. But when it hits him in the head, he realizes the ultimate paradox — the truth hurts and is funny at the same time. 

Before it’s over, his VOICE OF REASON returns to solve partisan politics with an idea so absurd it borders on brilliance, while his COMMON SENSE levies a Stupid Tax on ignorance while scolding religion for taking the “fun” out of fundamentalism. 

It’s all for one and one for all as ROBERT’S inner voices take him on a freight train of provocative thought to find the bigger picture and wake up from the coma of modern day life. 

Robert Dubac belongs to a unique breed of humorists, bringing to mind the best of Lily Tomlin and Mark Twain. He creates characters that boggle our minds with biting wit and rapid-fire satire while simultaneously crafting a simple story that binds us all together. His ability to combine the raucous laughter of stand-up comedy with the startling thrill of live theater continues to fill seats everywhere; as nothing like this can be seen on TV, that’s for sure.

If you are yearning for some satire that cuts with a clever intelligent edge; if you are tired of adolescent comedies generated by the mediocrity of television; then buckle up for a hilarious joy ride over the pot-holed highways of cultural hypocrisy with Robert Dubac’s BOOK OF MORON!

It’s comedy on steroids. Think your funny bone can handle it?

CINCINNATI ARTS ASSOCIATION SPONSORS

SEASON SPONSORS:  AMERITAS (Founding Season Sponsor), FIFTH THIRD BANK (Lifetime Endowment Partner), CINCINNATI-NORTHERN KENTUCKY HONDA DEALERSFURNITURE FAIRLOCAL12 WKRC-TV, The P&G FUND of The Greater Cincinnati Foundation

SEASON PRESENTING SPONSORS:  21C Museum Hotel, Cincinnati Herald, CityBeat, Courtyard Marriott & Residence Inn-Rookwood, Graphic Village, Heidelberg Distributing, Hilton Cincinnati Netherland Plaza, Holiday Inn Hotel & Suites Cincinnati Downtown, Millennium Cincinnati, Pepsi, Skyline Chili, TriHealth, Ultimate Air Shuttle

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PT Sound Board Operator Sought by Cincinnati Landmark Productions

CLPCincinnati Landmark Productions, the parent theatrical organization for The Covedale Center for the Performing Arts and the Warsaw Federal Incline Theater is seeking a Sound Board Operator. Start date is August 29, 2019.

Basic Job Description: The sound board operator will run the sound board for half of the Cincinnati Landmark Productions’ performances. There are 13 productions a year and some special events throughout the year which will be split with our current sound board op.

Responsibilities include and are not limited to the following:

  • Run the sound console as directed by the Sound Designer.
  • Attend all technical rehearsals, dress rehearsals and performances in two venues – The Covedale Center for the Performing Arts and the new Warsaw Federal Incline Theater.
  • Run any and all special events as scheduled.
  • Complete dimmer checks and sound check before the show and correct any problems, including, replacing batteries for wireless mic system, replacement of fixture lamps, touch up focus, check fluids in hazers, fog machines, etc…

Knowledge/Experience:

  • Experience in running a sound board is preferred. Both Theaters have Yamaha digital mixing console QL5.
  • Basic knowledge of theatre sound and lighting is preferred.
  • Clear understanding of all functions of sound board and how a system is put together.

Other Requirements:

  • Must be at least 21 years of age, have high school diploma or equivalency, some college preferred.
  • Have a valid driver’s license and reliable transportation.
  • Candidate would have previous theatrical, technical experience (Preferred).
  • Must be able to work in an unsupervised environment.
  • Must be a self-starter, dependable, and have excellent communication and customer service skills.
  • Basic computer skills required.
  • Must be willing and able to work nights and weekends of all performances.

Covedale Center for the Performing Arts shows run for 4 weeks on Thursdays at 7:30pm, Fridays and Saturdays at 8pm and Sundays 2pm. Call is 1 and ½ hour prior to showtime. Tech/dress rehearsals are in the evenings starting on the Sunday before opening.

The Warsaw Federal Incline Theater shows run for 4 weeks on Wednesday and Thursdays at 7:30pm, Fridays and Saturdays at 8pm and Sundays 2pm. Call is 1 and ½ hour prior to showtime. Tech/dress rehearsals are in the evenings starting on the Sunday before opening.

If interested, please email Denny Reed, Technical Director at dennyreed@clpshows.org
(NO PHONE CALLS or WALK-INS PLEASE). When applying, please include a cover letter and resume.

Deadline for submissions: Wed., August 14, 2019

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Family Ties Abound in Loveland Stage Company’s MAMMA MIA Cast

LSC_Mamma Mia promo

Elizabeth, Noah and mom Betsy Carras are performing together in LSC’s MAMMA MIA.

Loveland Stage Company’s MAMMA MIA opens August 15 and runs through the 25th.  The musical revolves around the  popular music of ABBA but the heart of the story line is about family.  And family ties are found throughout the talented cast.

Ava Swearingen plays the role of Sophie, desperately trying to find her “real” father.  Ava’s mother, Bobbie Jo is in the ensemble.

Betsy Carras, an English teacher in Mason City schools, is joined in the cast by her two children Elizabeth and Noah.

Lee Vest, cast as Pepper, is joined by his dad Dave who is working on set construction

Artistic Director and set Designer Deirdre Dyson is joined by her husband Dick, who is the light designer.

Steve and Theresa Kovacs are the co-producers of this production.

The production opens August 15 and will continue through August 25.  Showtimes  are August 15, 16, 17, 23 and 24 at 730 p.m. and 3 p.m. on August 18, 24 (with an ASL presentation) and  25.

All tickets are $20 and can be purchased at  http://lovelandstagecompany.org  or by calling 513.443.4572.  The theatre is located at 11 S. 2nd St. 9Rt. 48), Loveland OH 45140.

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Auditions Announced for THE MARQUIS CROSSING LADIES SOCIETY’S FIRST ATTEMPT AT MURDER at Rivertown Players

RP_logoTHE MARQUIS CROSSING LADIES SOCIETY’S FIRST ATTEMPT AT MURDER by Pat Cook

Auditions for this murder mystery at
Hamline Chapel UMC, Vine and High Streets, Lawrenceburg

Wed., Aug. 14 at 5pm
Sat., Aug. 17 at 10 am

Show dates: Oct. 25 and 26 at Hilforest Mansion

Looking for 3 men, 6 women
Readings from the script.

CHARACTERS:

  • EMMA THORNTON: A slightly daffy older lady with a warm heart.
  • AUDREY KESSELRING: Emma’s best friend, a sarcastic, middle-aged lady.
  • MIDGE DODGE: A small but energetic middle-aged woman. Must play chords on piano and sing.
  • BERYL OVERTON: A rather dim middle-aged woman.
  • OPALINE JONES: A pushy, suspicious middle-aged woman.
  • JOAN PARNELL: A young and pretty neighbor of Emma’s.
  • MAD JACK PARKER: A rather crude convict.
  • TERRY HOPKINS: Emma’s young and handsome nephew.
  • OFFICER KERNS: Barney Fife’s protégé.

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