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Not your traditional Christmas show!

Auditions Announced for Tri-County Players’ IN-LAWS, OUTLAWS, AND OTHER PEOPLE (THAT SHOULD BE SHOT)
By Steve Franco

Directed by Jamie Ball

Evendale Bell Tower Art Pavillion – 3270 Glendale Milford Rd, Evendale, OH 45241

• Sunday, September 27th 7pm
• Wednesday, September 30th 7pm 

Cast Requirements

• 3 Females that can play teenagers
• 1 Male that can play a teenager
• 4 Females stage age 40-55
• 6 Males stage age 40-55

It is 6pm and the Douglas family is busily preparing for their annual Christmas Eve dinner. After robbing a neighborhood liquor store, high strung and irritable Tony, and his dim-witted side-kick Vinny, find themselves in need of a hide-out. A comic treasure that is sure to leave your audience in stitches while celebrating the true meaning of Christmas.

COLD READINGS FROM THE SCRIPT

Show dates:  December 4, 5, 11 & 12 7:30pm, and December 6 3:00pm

Auditions:

Sunday, June 7th – Bell Tower Art Pavillion, Theatre – 7 PM
3270 Glendale-Milford Rd. Evendale, OH 45241

Monday, June 8th – Evendale Cultural Arts Center, History Room – 7 PM
10500 Reading Road Evendale, OH 45241 (second floor)

• Cold reading from script
• Bring a list of all conflicts between auditions and tech week as rehearsal days will vary as we will be using multiple libraries. Consideration will be given as to which library depending on those cast.

• 2 women: 50 – 70
• 1 man: 20-50
• 1 either male or female, age range open “camera person”

Isobel Lomax and Dolly Biddle are two “mature” cable-access cooking show hostesses who have hated each other for thirty years, ever since Larry Biddle dated one and married the other. When circumstances put them together on a TV show called The Kitchen Witches, the insults are flung harder than the food! Dolly’s long-suffering TV-producer son, Stephen, tries to keep them on track, but as long as Dolly’s dressing room is one inch closer to the set than Isobel’s, it’s a losing battle, and the show becomes a ratings smash as Dolly and Isobel top both Martha Stewart and Jerry Springer!