Auditions Announced for WRONG WINDOW at Beechmont Players

A comedy thriller by Billy Van Zandt & Jane Milmore​​

Directed by Alan Kootsher

If you’re a fan of Rear Window on screen, you’ll award WRONG WINDOW a perfect 10!  A barrage of gag-filled dialogue.  Knee-slappingly funny from start to finish!


  • 2:00 – 4:00 on Sunday, January 26
  • 7:00 – 9:00 on Monday, January 27.

Cherry Grove United Methodist Church
1428 Eight Mile Road
Cincinnati, OH 45255

Five Performances:  May 1-3, 8 and 9 at the Anderson Center Theater

Auditions will consist of cold readings from the script.

CHARACTERS:   5 men, 3 women.

  • Jeff Elbies- (stage age)- 38-45. Debonair, quick- witted, funny and practical.
  • Robbie-  (stage age)- 38-45. Jeff’s best friend. Very lovable and somewhat naive.
  • Thor Larswald- Mid-fifties. Larger man. Menancing and quick to anger.
  • Loomis- 40-60. Apartment building handyman. Not the sharpest tool in the shed. Slow on the uptake and very lazy.
  • Detective Doyle Thomas- A weathered, hard-boiled Detective.
  • Marnie Elbes- (stage age)- 33-40. Adventurous, witty and the mystery writer wife of Jeff. She matches him in every way.
  • Midge- (stage age)- 33-40.-Robbie’s better half. Finds everything he says fascinating and funny. She’s a nosy body and a follower.
  • Lila Larswald- 24-30. Sexy but a hell cat. Much younger wife of Lars. Must be agile and flexible. Will be hanging from a hook!

Email the director: Alan Kootsher (

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