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Audition Dates:

• March 16 & 17, 2026 at 7pm

Auditions will include:

• Singing
• Dancing
• Possibly cold readings from the script

Music Preparation:

• Prepare 16–32 bars of a pop/rock-style song
• Bluetooth speaker and accompanist provided

Dance Requirements: Standard

Cast Type: BIPOC roles encouraged and welcomed

IMPORTANT CONTENT NOTICE:
This production includes partial male nudity and adult themes. Performers cast in principal male roles must be comfortable with nudity as part of the storytelling. Nudity will be staged respectfully and professionally.

GOOD NEWS:
There are many fun, high-energy Ensemble roles available that do NOT require nudity!

PERFORMANCE DATES
May 15–31, 2026
(Weekend performances)

PRINCIPAL ROLES AVAILABLE

Jerry Lukowski
Male | 30–40
Vocal Range: B2–Db5
An unemployed mill worker fighting to maintain his pride and custody of his son. An all-American jock—spontaneous, prideful, and deeply human.

Pam Lukowski
Female | 25–35
Vocal Range: Eb4–Ab4
Jerry’s estranged wife and high school sweetheart. Strong, compassionate, and determined to do what’s best for her son.

Dave Bukatinsky
Male | 30–40
Vocal Range: B2–Db5
Jerry’s loyal best friend. A sidekick with a big heart, deep insecurities, and unwavering pride.

Georgie Bukatinsky
Female | 30–40
Vocal Range: G3–D5
Dave’s wife. Loud, brash, loving, and the confident leader of her friend group.

Harold Nichols
Male | 35–45
Vocal Range: B2–Ab4
Former mill supervisor and Hot Metal’s choreographer. Measures his worth by providing for his wife.

Vicki Nichols
Female | 30–40
Vocal Range: G3–D5
Harold’s stylish, loving wife—supportive and devoted no matter what.

Malcolm Macgregor
Male | 25–35
Vocal Range: C#3–E5
Awkward, anxious, and fragile. Finds unexpected comfort and connection with Ethan.

Ethan Girard
Male | 25–35
Vocal Range: B2–Ab4
Quiet confidence and relentless determination. Loyal, earnest, and deeply human.

Noah “Horse” T. Simmons
Male | 50–60
Vocal Range: C#3–Bb4
A retired mill worker with explosive dance moves, a grumpy exterior, and a big heart.

Jeanette Burmeister
Female | 65–75
Vocal Range: F3–Bb4
A seasoned piano player and showbiz pro—sassy, quick-witted, and larger than life.

Whether you’re ready to bare it all or prefer to keep the layers on, there’s a place for you in this show.
Come be part of a body-positive, consent-forward production that celebrates courage, community, and confidence.
We can’t wait to see you at auditions!

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