Auditions Announced for BURGERTOWN at Warsaw Federal Incline Theatre

Open Audition dates/times:

  • Saturday, February 8, 2025  1:00pm to 3:30pm
  • Monday, February 10, 2025  6:00pm to 9:30pm

Callbacks:

  • Tuesday, February 11, 2025  6:00pm to 9:30pm

The Warsaw Federal Incline Theater – 801 Matson Place, Cincinnati, OH  45204

If you’d like the audition forms sent to you in advance, email Jennifer Perrino at jenniferperrino@clpshows.org

Important Audition Information

  • You will be asked to read from the script(s).
  • Please prepare a song to sing for 32 measures in musical theatre style.
  • You will be taught a dance combination as well.
  • Must be a minimum of 18 years of age to audition.
  • MUST HAVE A RESUME listing theatrical experience in order to audition
  • A headshot/picture is appreciated.  Please bring a headshot and resume

CLP is actively seeking a diverse cast. Performers of all races and ethnicities, gender identities, sexualities and abilities are especially encouraged to audition and will be considered for all roles

No more than 2 conflicts will be accepted during the rehearsal process.

All roles are paid positions.  No Roles have been precast.

Here’s a link to the soundtrack too!
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lYa4sucbk6BthnlsvtZr-Z1WyWBuer6BI

Cast members do not have to be the actual ages of the characters in any of the productions, but must be able to look age appropriate and act accordingly.

BURGERTOWN
July 9 – August 3, 2025
By Christine Jones, Ken Jones, Jamey Strawn

BurgerTown is a delicious musical comedy set in the Windy City. When Danny O’Riley, a timid fry cook accidentally invents the hottest new craze in the fast-food world; the Triangle Burger, he takes the humble BurgerTown diner from its lowly place beneath the tracks of the Fullerton train station to soaring new heights. Along the way, Danny encounters bad guys, big business, and beautiful women. While he struggles to hold onto his sanity as he chases his dreams for success, romance, and a fast-food fortune.

Ken Jones, Director; Jamey Strawn, Music Director, Maggie Burgoon, Choreographer and Michael Hatton, Stage Manager

Roles include:

  • Danny O’Riley (20- 30ish)
    A young, inventive nerd. He works as a fry cook at the. BurgerTown restaurant. DANNY wants to be successful, but he doesn’t have a clue where to start. He is in love with JAN, but he only admires her from a distance. Once, in high school, DANNY tried to kiss a girl and was immediately struck with “hysterical lockjaw.” His dating life has only gone downhill since that event. However, DANNY is thoughtful, caring and kind.
  • Sal Spumoni (50+)
    The stringy and cranky owner of BurgerTown. SAL is old and grumpy. He has borrowed money from the mob to open his restaurant, and because of the lack of business, he is quite sure that his legs will be broken any day now. When asked which two men he admired most, SAL answered, “Ebenezer Scrooge and myself.”
  • JAN SOKOWSKI (20-30ish)
    A beautiful young waitress. JAN has worked at the BurgerTown restaurant since it opened, and for the last two years, she has been taking classes to become a dental hygienist. JAN is very sweet and has often found herself without train fare because she has given her money away to people on the street. JAN has a thing for DANNY, but she’s afraid to get too close. One time, she touched his hand while he was cooking, and he accidentally caught his apron on fire. JAN’s only goal in life is to be happy.
  • PATTY RAMONE (25-35ish)
    A sexy bombshell who wants to be number one. PATTY is hired by SPUMONI to be the BurgerTown restaurant mascot, Miss BurgerTown. PATTY began her climb to the top as a stripper, where she was best known for the use of balloons and a live badger. After her badger was hit by a Winnebago, she got into beauty pageants and calendars. Nothing has ever stopped her from trying to achieve her dream of becoming the “wealthiest woman in the world.” Her preference is to reach her goal wearing all her clothing.

The following five ENSEMBLE actors each play a series of roles:

  • ACTOR l (w) (20+)
    SALESPERSON, a chorus member
    CUSTOMER 5
    MISS BURGERTOWN BACK-UP GIRL (non-speaking)
    ONION WORLD GIRL
    REPORTER 2
    ANGEL BACK-UP
  • ACTOR 2(w) (20+)
    ARTIST, a chorus member
    CUSTOMER 4
    MISS BURGERTOWN BACK-UP GIRL
    SPAN.KY’S CAFE BABE
    REPORTER 1
    ANGEL BACK-UP
  • ACTOR 3 (w) (20+)
    RECEPTIONIST, a chorus member
    CUSTOMER 3
    LAWYER
    MISS BURGERTOWN BACK-UP GIRL
    FRY BY NIGHT SUPERHERO
    REPORTER
    ANGEL BACK-UP
  • ACTOR 4 (m) (20+)
    BUSINESSMAN, a chorus member
    CUSTOMER 1
    GUIDO, a mob hit man
    TREASURE BURGER PIRATE
    PIRATE
  • ACTOR 5 (m) (20+)
    BLUE COLLAR WORKER, a chorus member
    CUSTOMER 2
    FRANKIE, a mob hit man
    RICK’S LUNCH ON A STICK CLOWN
    REPORTER

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