This new holiday comedy runs December 6-22, 2024
This holiday season, one family will risk it all to make it to Christmas morning together… or die hard trying.
Christmas Eve, 1988. Mack’s literary star is on the rise (but his marriage is on the rocks) when he returns home to celebrate the holiday with his family. In an effort to reignite their parents’ romance, the teenage kids enact a plan to make Dad a hero again, but when late night intruders kidnap Mom, Mack and the kids embark on a Sweettart and adrenaline-fueled adventure to save their family.
DIE HARD IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE is a spoof-parody of the 1988 blockbuster hit “Die Hard,” by local comedy writers A.J. Baldwin & Alexx Rouse. This World Premiere holiday comedy brims with bombs, bad accents, and belly laughs and runs December 6–22, 2024. Actors sponsored by Patrick Cusick. Directed by Tatiana Godfrey.
Rated: PG–13
CW: an array of weaponry, snorting pulverized candy, comedic Hollywood violence, and language!
About the Cast
- Andrew Ian Adams (Cashmere, Mack, Jr., Hans)
- Beasley (Bonnie & Al)
- Phineas Clark (Mack)
- Alexx Rouse (Lane & Goons)
Production Team: SB Hall (Scenic Designer), Chris Lipstreu (Lighting Designer), Noelle Wedig-Johnston (Costume Designer), Doug Borntrager (Sound & Video Designer), Danielle Robison (Props & Scenic Charge), Ri Moodie (Fight Choreographer), and Drew Homan (Technical Director.)
Production Stage Manager is Grace Wohlschlegel.
Performance Information
DIE HARD IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE runs December 6–22, 2024
Know Theatre of Cincinnati, 1120 Jackson Street, Cincinnati, OH 45202
All evening performances are at 7:30pm, matinee performances are at 2pm.
Arts & Service Industry Night: Monday, December 16th at 7:30pm
ASL-interpretation on Friday, December 20th at 7:30pm
Ticket Information
- Tickets can be purchased at https://www.knowtheatre.com/die-hard/
- Prorated Mainstage Subscription : $200
- Grants one ticket for each of the three remaining MainStage productions plus entry to all five Serials! performances.
Subscribers receive discounted drink prices, a Mainstage ticket for one guest and discounted ticket prices for guests.
- Flex Pass : $120
- Four MainStage tickets in any combination ($160 value)
- Single tickets : $38
- Welcome Wednesdays: Each Wednesday during a MainStage production we offer Free Walk-Up tickets and $15 advance reservation tickets. Welcome Wednesday Sponsors are Buddy Goose & Mary Rita Dominic.
We are Know Theatre of Cincinnati: where artists and audiences can come together to produce and experience work that you haven’t seen before. We strive to build a community around viscerally theatrical, exciting new works.
The 22nd Annual Cincinnati Fringe Festival is made possible by a generous partnership with our neighbor the Art Academy of Cincinnati.
Know Theatre is supported by the generosity of tens of thousands of contributors to the annual ArtsWave Campaign, the region’s primary source for arts funding.
The Ohio Arts Council helps fund Know Theatre with state tax dollars to encourage economic growth, educational excellence, and cultural enrichment for all Ohioans.
Know Theatre is also supported by the Greater Cincinnati Foundation, which provides a simple, powerful, and highly personal approach to giving.
Know Theatre is a member of Theatre Communications Group and an Associate Member of the National New Play Network.
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